Conditional Time Flying

7 Oct

You know the old saying, “Time flies when you’re having fun”? How true is it? For example, a party you’ve been waiting weeks for is over in a flash. On the other hand, anything you even remotely dread will go on forever. An hour long business meeting can seem like an all-day affair.

This is why I want “Conditional Time Flying”. Why does it always have to go by quickly just for fun things? I’m moving in a couple of weeks and I’m dreading it. Why can’t I be just like “I Dream of Jeanie”, cross my arms and nod, and the move will be over?

How about a speech that is making you sweat and want to vomit? Instead of trying to imagine people in their underwear (which is disturbing on many levels), just “pull a Jeanie”, and the speech is finished and met with thunderous applause.

Is it possible to get Bill Gates or some MIT students to work on this? Perhaps begin a Kickstarter campaign or conduct a nationwide spaghetti dinner fundraiser to bring my brilliant idea to life?

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