This is my version of Jingle Bells….
Driving through the snow, in a four-door vehicle
O’er the roads I go, cursing all the way
Horns on cars honking, making Mama nuts
What fun it is to swerve and brake in shopping traffic tonight
Oh, shopping trips, breaking nerves
Trudging through the aisles
Oh what fun it is to give and cry over bills later
Oh, Christmas time, on a dime
That’s not good to do
Oh what fun it is to be
In debt up to your neck!
Have a wonderful and safe holiday season!
Confused Woman! 
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